Fart in the piss

Making a bad situation worse

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"

by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

Piss the shit off

When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed

So you proceed to piss the shit off

I went to the toilet earlier today and there was shit remains in the bowl

Piss the shit off

by Therandomone February 4, 2018

The Living Piss

The very CORE of someone's being; Absolutely EVERYTHING they have: physically, mentally & spiritually.

"Frank beat the LIVING PISS out of Dave the other day. It was hard to watch."
"Dude, that movie scared the LIVING PISS out of me! I've never been so frightened in my life!"

by ArmchairCriticSF July 29, 2019

the ouma piss fic

me

i am the ouma piss fic

by the ouma piss fic March 4, 2021

piss the stick

To take a home pregnancy test.

Worried about potentially being pregnant, Jessica went to the bathroom to piss the stick.

by raveninaforest August 31, 2010

piss the closet

a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!

imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!

by Dan Enderwick April 18, 2008