It is a sex practice that involves two people spitting someone’s penis from mouth to mouth while French kissing. It has 3 variations:
1) Conservative:
Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.
1) Conservative:
Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.
by Baghdad theoretic August 14, 2025

-When a woman's labias flap back and forth when she walks around naked.
-An extremely protruding version of meat curtains.
-An extremely protruding version of meat curtains.
ex. Bro 1: "Bro, you see the lips on her?"
Bro 2: "Yeah man, that was horrifying. She's got a pudendum pendulum"
Bro 1:"They just flop around slapping her thighs" *Bro 1 shudders at the thought*
Bro 2: "Yeah man, that was horrifying. She's got a pudendum pendulum"
Bro 1:"They just flop around slapping her thighs" *Bro 1 shudders at the thought*
by Gundarrgh October 1, 2013

by Devils Pendulum March 4, 2024

The act of having been/being struck in the testicles by the swinging arm of the person walking next to you.
by rogeliow August 15, 2012

The act of putting a strap on on your back and proceeding to fuck two people, one in front and one behind. Humping between the two swinging like a clocks pendulum.
by YummyYummyHorse May 10, 2021

Person 1: That store was renovated but I just can’t seem to accept it like that.
Person 2: You probably have Pendulum Syndrome
Person 2: You probably have Pendulum Syndrome
by 404guts May 14, 2021

A big dick that's sharp
by OkaJeff June 14, 2017
