mountain dew and jim beam mixed drink served in a martini glass.often topped with an olive and stirred with a used syringe or whatever garbage might be laying around at the time. Native drink to lowlifes and derelicts from the greater Keansburg, New Jersey area.
Those derelicts were drinking Keansburg martinis and spitting them on each other when they got arrested by the Keansburg police for jumping off the floodgates naked. What a bunch of scums.
by baits September 22, 2007
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Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.
Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.
by thoughtstipated December 16, 2007
Get the dirty martini mug.Winston Churchill was known for his affinity for dry cum martini, which he made by affixing pornography (Shakespearian sonnets in fancy typography) to a bottle of vermouth as he ejaculated. Some say he just liked cumming into a martini glass.
by honeyiscool March 24, 2008
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by MattNasty February 23, 2009
Get the Mimi Martini mug.Get yourself a cheap ass beer. PBR is the norm around these parts, but any will do. Add some olives. Voila, you've got a Reno Martini. Sometimes also called a Sun Valley Martini by people who delude themselves into thinking the city of Reno itself is any better than Sun Valley. . .laughable, at best.
You: I'll take a Reno Martini, please.
Bartender at swanky LA bar: What the hell is that?
You: Child, if you don't know, you just haven't spent enough time in the 775.
Bartender at swanky LA bar: What the hell is that?
You: Child, if you don't know, you just haven't spent enough time in the 775.
by Reno's Finest August 5, 2011
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by Mr M Stocco May 29, 2013
Get the Blood Martini mug.The final shot of film for a production day on a movie set sometimes. Heralded people in the cast and crew drinking a martini or three
We didn't get our Martini shot till 3am.then a bunch of us went out for breakfast and didn't get in till 6 in the morning.
by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021
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