jerkin the merkin

jacking off

why were u jerkin the merkin

by koo gui July 17, 2009

Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict

a black homeless guy that lives in boston who loves porn. He also makes it known that he licks pussy before he "fucks them white bitches with big titties."

Your almost as cool as ,"Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict."

by Gamz October 16, 2011

jerking the chain

Casually jerking off.

"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"

by Jsmacky August 8, 2017

Makin' Jerky in the air fryer

The act of masturbating in a tanning bed

Someone knocked on the door when I was makin' jerky in the air fryer

by ZootedMcgooted October 12, 2021

Jerkin In The Rain

an expression used to show how happy someone is after jerking off (Came from the Expression danceing in the rain)

Man yesterday I was so bored I decided to jerk off!! It was so nice, I was jerkin in the rain :D

by DLoDo June 7, 2011

jerking off the wall

The act of painting a wall white

Devin was jerking off the wall all day to change it's color

by Southslice October 6, 2013

jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

by nudger newall December 9, 2014