Jedi Thumb

In an attempt to engage in anal sex with a female who is not initially interested in the activity, you approach your sexual partner while in the doggy style position and slowly work your thumb over her asshole in a calm, clock-wise and stroking motion. You slowly increase the pressure to instigate a pleasurable sensation, during vaginal intercourse, to influence her into accepting your penis in her rectum.

Friend: "Dude, I can't believe you got to take a ride on her Hershey Highway! I thought your girlfriend was scared of anal?!"

You: "She was; until I used my Jedi Thumb on her...'you want to let it in there'".

Friend: "Epic sir."

<instigate high five over beers>

by VTECsam April 26, 2010

Gray Jedi

When you combine both DXM and LSD at the same time

John: Hey that dude looks like he’s perfectly balanced
Caleb: Yeah mate, he’s doing the Gray Jedi

by Trippy_Tr August 6, 2019

Booze Jedi

One who is in tune with the alcohol Drinking Force.
The most noteable Booze Jedi's are:

I) O'Beerwon Kenobi
II) Heineken Skywalker
III) Quaigon Gin
IV) Darth "Single" Maul-t
V) Irish Soda Yoda
VI) Darth Sudsious

At a Frat Party....
O'Beerwon Kenobi: "Did you see the knockers on the chick from Pi Theta Gamma?";
Heineken Skywalker: "Yeah man! I gave her the old Booze Jedi mind trick last night if you know what I mean, HA HA"
Irish Soda Yoda: "Run the Train on her we should!"
Quaigon Gin; Darth "Single" Maul-t; Darth Sudsious: "Hell Yeah!"

by Gozer The Great January 5, 2009

young Jedi

A phrase used by an older, wiser, or more experienced person to address a younger male, often in the context of explaining something complex or arcane.

Similar to young one, and obviously has its origins in Star Wars. See also: duh

"You've got a lot to learn about women, young Jedi."

by Tessa Who September 12, 2005

Dumpster Jedi

A Dumpster Jedi is someone who dispenses wisdom and information from either the street, or while diving/living in a dumpster. They will look rather strange and probably smell rather foul. But this belies their kindness and wisdom.

DJ- And that is how you avoid bullies
Guy- Wow...You're some kind of Dumpster Jedi

by wxdeath65 August 24, 2010

Team Jedi

An anti-Miami Heat Big 3 community. Started in retaliation of Miami Heat bandwagoners after LeBron James' The Decision.

Antonym: Team Darkside

Team Jedi has been making the Heat cry since 2011.

Miami has lost 5 games in a row. /Team Jedi.

by Surgical702 March 24, 2011

The Jedi

It's were a girl sucks to dicks at once

Damn daryl britney sure is the jedi.

by The Stiffmeister April 14, 2008