Item Asylum

It is a game made by 3 idiots.
Very perfect run.
It is fun.

person a: lets play item asylum!
person b: lets p run!

by danilatapochin August 11, 2024

1v1 Final Destination No Items Match

A brutal fistfight between two people without any intervention.

The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.

A: What happened? Why is he so beaten up?
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.

by Filename99 September 1, 2023

Last item curse

The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.

Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.

by ChameleonDragon February 6, 2018

Item

A pair that is dating or about to date

Are you and Tyler a item?

by Weepsuk February 21, 2022

putting pokeballs in the items pocket

A modern or "hip" term for inserting ones dick into another's hoochie.

Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"

by xXp00nslaya6969Xx December 25, 2014

Item Asylum

It is a roblox game made by 3 idiots.
It is fun but you can unlock other things.
Very perfect run.

person a: wanna play item asylum?
person b: yeah, lets perfect run!

by danilatapochin August 11, 2024

Meat Item

A person who has little to no real value rather than being "the real deal" they are a substitute ie instead of being meat they are known as a meat item

did you see the guy Emma is dating? he's a real 'Meat Item'

by Own_thing May 25, 2017