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hunting the bitch

In the card game Hearts, you are in search of the Queen of Spades (the bitch) who is worth 13 points.
come on boys we're hunting the bitch tonight

come on guys we're goin bitch huntin'
by playa365 April 3, 2011
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Within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some twat will always write "Don't feed the troll".

The twat in question is always either:

1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.

2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."

Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"

SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
by SeanHunter March 7, 2011
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Hunting the squirrel

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!
by Chrypt November 8, 2017
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Hunter the dookie brain

When your name is hunter and you stab other men with your pencil because they don't tell you they love you. Some may say this is a homosexual behavior. He is the kind of guy to tag you in instagram pictures of two males kissing until you kiss him.
Hunter the dookie brain- say you love me or I will tag you in more pictures of gay people kissing
anyone with any sense- No you gaytard
by sdjklajiyrbebnfs;dfuisa;ljfjei September 20, 2018
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The law of "Good Will Hunting"

States that if an argument arises when discussing a certain actor's best movie, if said actor appeared in the movie "Good Will Hunting," the argument is over and "Good Will Hunting" is the best movie that actor appeared in
Idiot - Ben Affleck's best movie is Argo.

Intelligent Person - Ha! Nope, it's Good Will Hunting! The law of "Good Will Hunting" states I'm correct!
by Booz August 11, 2014
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Hunter the Fallen

A man who has lost all his game in pursuit of unrequited love. Cam when a woman was within touching distance. He has started to love his muscles more than women and supposedly showers with his family. His strike streak is reaching an all-time high and maybe for life. Most likely sexually repressed as a boy he began wrestling to fulfill his gay fantasies. Getting pegged is in his all-time top 1 things to do and he covers it up with being a wrestler. His first "love" was the tippy top of what he will ever achieve and he then fell down a mountain from there. To be or not to be is his daily question after those around him degrade and make fun over everything he does. He will hurt a female over noodles, guns, knives, and just cause he can. I have probably gone too far at this point, but he has red hair so I am not the evil here he is.
Hunter the Fallen is in my nightmares and is what I hope my kids' fight to dispell from this earth.
by Nice Try Naf September 24, 2019
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person that loves hunter the most

the only person that loves hunter the most is kaytlyn rose martin. no one else. they are a perfect pair. and contrary to popular belief, she loves him more then he loves her
that is a person that loves hunter the most, you can see it in her eyes
by thereealmvp June 17, 2018
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