social hermit

1. A person who refuses to leave the house and has only seen daylight on nature programs

2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons

3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped

3. The type of people you find in comic book stores

Guy1: "Man that guy never leaves the house"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"

by badg3rs October 16, 2008

internet hermit

Someone whose main contact with human society is through the internet.

Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.

by wicked son July 9, 2011

tech hermit

(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.

"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."

by DarceLynn January 1, 2009

hairy hermit

one sexy mofo you see in school but you never have the guts to talk to

girl 1: omg 12o'clock!
girl 2: girllllllll hairy hermit lookin fine as hell

by iwanttopepsi July 12, 2017

Tivo Hermit

Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on one's DVR.

Dude1: Jake is holed up watching last night's Survivor.

Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.

Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.

by jt_urban January 11, 2009

Hermit Dogg

A person of any age or gender who takes over a website chatroom, or forum in popularity. Most of the time they then leave and take over a new one.

That hermit dogg was my best friend, why did he leave?

by The All Knower December 29, 2004

slutty hermit

Specifically in a residence hall, there are hermits who don't leave their rooms. A slutty hermit is a girl who has a lot of guys come into her room, but nobody ever sees the girl.

the girl down the hall is such a slutty hermit.

by dormgirl2122 October 21, 2010