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polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off
when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 21, 2007
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The Market Bishop

Some guy who finds himself trading on discord, why he started at age 12 is a whole other story. Apparently he is Indian, so he I have heard rumors that he own several scam call centers so I would personally buy call leaps on those. He also sells 1 on 1s...so theres that, maybe take put leaps on those. The Market Bishop is also someone who dumbs down everything with trading because he usually only has 2.3 braincells during the average day
Wow, that The Market Bishop has an unusally high winrate percentage...must be all that intel he gets from his call scam centers
by KevinLadka January 22, 2025
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polishing the one-eyed bishop

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.
by CelVal December 1, 2013
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bishop havel the rock

what shrek says to you in shrek has swag. OH HELLO THERE!!
"Yo man did you see Bishop Havel the Rock today?"
"yeah dude and his quote, "can you smell what the rock is cookin!" is hilairous!
by TheShrekoning69 March 27, 2015
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Dude the bishon frise

a dog that loves tia more than tania.
omg, did you hear dude the bishon frise loves tia more than tania.
by thecoolestnoodle February 24, 2021
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