When the extra long foreskin of the penis can be pulled out wide enough to shield the shaft from leaking precum running down it.
by Naykedbuddy January 05, 2018
An act whereby one runs up behind a friend (or stranger) with a clenched fist, rams it up their bum hole lifting them up above their head with the inserted hand while shouting at the top of their voice "UMBRELLA STAND!!!".
Mostly used on enemies as a form of embarassment, as an extreme form of foreplay or on friends as a hilarious practical joke.
Mostly used on enemies as a form of embarassment, as an extreme form of foreplay or on friends as a hilarious practical joke.
Hey Pete, theres that girl you fancy. Asking her out is SOOO last season, if you want my relationship advice you should umbrella stand her!
by 27 Faces June 12, 2007
by ValarDohaeris September 24, 2015
Literally one of the greatest shows of all time, features one of the best televised plots of all time, and guess what? its a comic book series too! If you haven't, go watch The Umbrella Academy because it is the best show ever, enough said.
Person 1- Bro have you watched The Umbrella Academy?
Person 2- Dude its my favorite show!
Person 3- What's The Umbrella Academy?
Person 1- Go watch it ASAP its the best show ever.
Person 2- Dude its my favorite show!
Person 3- What's The Umbrella Academy?
Person 1- Go watch it ASAP its the best show ever.
by QueenMercury August 25, 2021
by Casey5Star January 05, 2013
Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
by MilkingBerry January 27, 2016
by GollyGee July 14, 2014