swede

an abolute idiot if someone is a swede they dont have any sense of humor and get not bitches.

"omg have you seen peter" "yeah hes such a swede"

by above average dane February 7, 2023

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Kick a swede day

A day where you kick someone who is swedish.

Well they deserved it, after all it is kick a swede day...

by I_freakin_hate_chihuahuas October 14, 2019

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They have a boring ass reputation but actually they are great as f**k. They hate Norway and always makes jokes about how stupid they are. Pretty smart people,I mean look at IKEA, H&M and Pewdiepie. Also has pretty good looking hot girls. Often misstaken of being from Switzerland (oh hell nah).

Guy 1: Ew who are they? They're so grumpy and boring, must Swedes...
Guy 2: Are you kidding? They are from Norway!
Guy 1: Oh right... My misstake

by Frostisen October 14, 2017

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Dirty Swede

Adding five drops of Tabasco Sauce to your Snus before putting it under your lip

"Dirty Swede got me spitting mucous membrane." - "Dude, you really need help.

by rusty_pete March 13, 2024

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Swede

English term for your head

Friend1: I shagged your mar last night
Friend2: shut up lad I’ll smack ye Swede with a sky remote

by YourMarSellsMajorPolly March 31, 2023

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Swede

A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.

"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."

by anonymous May 2, 2022

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