A Shrek

A unit of time that is 1 hour and 35 minutes. Most commonly used before dinner.

"Hey mom when will dinner be ready". In a Shrek son"

by wassuplilhote September 13, 2018

Shrek

The creator of the life that was given to us and the creation of love.

Shrek is love, shrek is life

by shekel stealer November 16, 2014

Shrek

A green oger type monster featured in the film Shrek and is the main character of the movie. He marries princess fionna and lives with a donkey as well as a cat. Another name for shrek is marianna and is used to insult people.

Shrek is coming!
Omg what a shrek

by werutuku October 26, 2009

Shrek

god.

"I identify as an ogre. Shrek is my religion. Get out me swamp."

by bumbumion cyber 8 December 20, 2016

Shrek

Our lord and savior, commonly found in a Swamp, this foul creature lurks in the pussy.

1. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
2. Hail Satan

by Stank Thot Slayer January 20, 2015

Shrek

Butt-Ugly English Footballer Wayne Rooney a.k.a Shrek. displayed his superior ball control at the 2006 World Cup ie, stamping on some poor players balls

woa! wayne rooney can really dribble
Yea! well most retards do! and he looks like shrek!

by Tartan Terror July 29, 2006

shrek

To have multiple ways to avoid a bad situation, but take none of them, allowing the bad situation to occur. As if the intention was to actually have the bad situation occur in the first place.

"What was that guy thinking? He could have avoided jail time if he did a little community service, but he didn't and now he is in jail!"

"Yeah, he totally shrek'd it"

by cleohero September 10, 2012