by tasmanian tickler May 29, 2025
Get the Arabian gear shiftermug. A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
by DonJuicy February 20, 2018
Get the Shiftermug. A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.
person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
by the girl who shifts January 25, 2023
Get the Non-shiftermug. Alex: oh man i was on the crapper for hours after eating that shifter.
Josh: Haha yeh my mum makes some killer shifters!
Josh: Haha yeh my mum makes some killer shifters!
by bofredlington February 1, 2006
Get the shiftersmug. Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.
Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the 3rd shiftermug. "Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
by Slick_Slack January 6, 2023
Get the Off-shiftermug. hi welcome to the shifter shop how may we help you we have big small kids sizes and even premium tank tops with 12 mug colors
by unlucky charms July 4, 2020
Get the shifter shopmug.