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Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.
Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.
by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025
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milkman

The guy who takes such a huge hit of the bong that the whole chamber turns completely white with smoke. Milkman status is usually followed by heavy coughing and tearing eyes.
"Dude, look at that huge hit Ben is taking. He's the milkman."
by blushda1223 September 19, 2011
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save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow
have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?
by bluea May 7, 2024
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014
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Milkman

A milkman is a person who milks a cow and or women to gain profit
I am a milkman and my wife helps my business
by Cyanide and suicide July 14, 2018
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Milkman

A young gay homosexual boy who gets aroused and/or ejaculates when he sees an attractive boy

They often make fun of other people because they are embarrassed about there true sexuality
Do you see Logan over there? I heard he was a milkman.
by Blackopsking January 11, 2011
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
by Sexydimma March 21, 2014
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