Jonah

Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.

"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"

by because yes September 1, 2022

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BALD MAN

''He's such a Jonah man!''

by jkflsgh October 27, 2022

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A person who acts like a dick and has a billboard for a forehead, really arrogant

Damn, your dumb Jonah with that big ass forehead.

by ChadBrosky November 16, 2021

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A person with a god complex

Hey how are you doing
JONAH (godly)

by OCTANE69MAIN May 19, 2021

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Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.

Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are

Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol

by Yourwickedhotmother November 21, 2021

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