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A phrase that Bronsexuals tend to use on Twitter when they see any post on their feed that is or isn’t even related to LeBron.
Bleacher Report posts: LeBron and Draymond linked up in Toronto 🔥

Obsessed LeBron fan comments: This is why LeBron James is the greatest basketball player of all time
by LeBronTheGOAT23 July 30, 2022
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The Order of James

Ten Commandments originating from the Jamesernaut. Drafted by the Pau Pau and emulated by the Hand of God.

I. Thou shalt hunt females for their pleasures.
II. Thou shalt wingman for thyne brother.
III. Thou shalt not cock block.
IV. Thou shalt purchase alcohol and late night food at a gratuitous level.
V. Thou shalt indulge in sinful acts of sex.
VI. Thou shalt find humor in all circumstances and create it if it exists not by doing stupid things.
VII. Thou shalt film stupid things done from VI.
VIII. Thou shalt Doot thy neighbor and friend, as they Doot upon you.
IX. Thou shalt enjoy technology of Xbox on 50 inch plasma with Bose sub-woofer surround sound in all its glory.
X. Thou shalt not fuck with James or risk a lethal GUTN.
I live by the Order of James and I love my life to the fullest.

The Order is right, I fucked with James and got a severe GUTN. Now I'm numb from the dick down.

I broke the Order of James and then my balls exploded while I got monkey raped by Zugluu the Gorilla.
by the.one.who.sees. November 13, 2009
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The levels of James

Level 1 - Depression
Level 2 - Sad
Level 3 - Moderatly Excited
Level 4 - Normal operating level
Level 5 - excited
Level 6 - Overjoyed
Level 7 - Drank a Mountain Dew

Level 8 - Screaming like a banshee
Level 9 - Fucking insane, he is probably screaming “LETS GOOOOOO!”
Level 10 - TBD
James watch your level, you are about to be a level 8. The Levels of James are very had to explain.
by Jackh429 October 26, 2018
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James Wesley the third

Is what happened when James plus ur mom.......also weird, sometimes annoying, crazy 😜 funny, dishonest,, gamers , grounded for life
by OEididiiriekdkjdiekksks February 13, 2019
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The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James

The idea that you must fight corruption (and probably) toasters in any capacity you have, particularly when they occur in government. The calling card of those opposing the toaster revolution, a cause that some say isn't really about kitchen appliances but about hostile governments, evil walrii and vikings under Norway battling for world domination.
The evil walrii, said to already have subversively conquered most of North america, and if they wanted to, Mexico, are secretly infamous for installing fake robot governments and hiding the truth about Canada.
Violent uprisings widely and inaccurately publicized as "elections" or "world summits" demonstrate the public's growing concern at the threat the walrii pose to both humanity and the eyes (they are hideous).
It has been claimed that the protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James, is a real man, and the leader of the opposition to the toaster revolution, there is much debate on the issue and "what it all means".
Of those that believe he exists some say he is a gentleman and a scholar, others denounce him as merely being drunk.
No one knows where he was born, his age, or his favorite color. Even under torture this information would not be revealed by he or his "associates", or randomly selected members of the public. The mystery remains.
Man, idea or nonsense the name is central in the "toaster revolution" as a symbol against corruption, deceit and all things evil in government and kitchenware stores.
"The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James"
"ZZZZZ"
"Not again!"

"These toaster lover sure are lazy!"

"It's just too long!"

"What is?"

"The name. I mean the protester formerly known as SI- Dammit Frank!"

"ZZZ-What?!"

"Never mind let's just take over this joint."

"Right"

"OK. In the name of the for-"

"ZZZZZ"

"God dammit!"
by Not afraid of the truth September 9, 2011
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The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
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the dave chappelle/rick james effect

It happens whenever something funny is presented, then wholly gobbled up by the media and public, excreted into senseless dreck, and then whatever originality and humor was left in the original source of material, has been thouroughly raped into bleeding submission.
Eg; whenever someone says "I'm Rick James B*tch", or anyone makes a quote from Napoleon Dynamite. Particularly "Gosh", or something along those lines.
by Cheesebadger March 15, 2005
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