An expression used when pointing out something interesting noticed.
Well, I wouldn't lick a grapefruit, but his forehead is pretty massive.
by Ajurfhas November 26, 2005
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when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.
Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.
by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012
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To prepare and take a line or lines of coke off of the balls of a gentleman over the age of 45
by Greatfruits November 4, 2016
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The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.
Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!
by Snowflake Jones June 9, 2019
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a person who is arrogant, mean, selfish, good with kids, likes the colour red,

grapefruit eater can refer to a place, person, animal or state of time that meets the already applied conditions

grapefruit eater is a gender neutral term

a group of grapefruit eaters is called a juice spill this can apply to companies or the science club down the hall
grapefruit eater is a apolitical term and can be used against anyone or anything

an object can only be considered a grapefruit eater if it uses red as its main colour this applies to buildings to
God I fucking hate fucking Paul hes such a fucking grapefruit eater, with his grapefruit eater fucking fish and his shitty grapefruit eater mom, if i could i would fucking cremate him and fucking eat them so he has to suck my ass.
by Jelly1445 October 9, 2020
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The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard
Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"
by Foofners October 30, 2013
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by Jw 60 May 25, 2018
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