I wouldn't lick a grapefruit

An expression used when pointing out something interesting noticed.

Well, I wouldn't lick a grapefruit, but his forehead is pretty massive.

by Ajurfhas November 27, 2005

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squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.

Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.

by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012

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Dust up your grapefruits

To prepare and take a line or lines of coke off of the balls of a gentleman over the age of 45

Hey mate, mind if I dust up your grapefruits?

by Greatfruits November 4, 2016

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Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.

Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!

by Snowflake Jones June 9, 2019

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1. A codeword used to signal the need for help. It is used when you're in some sort of emergency, usually mental in nature but also can be for other things. Its a way to ask for help/let your friends know something is wrong without having to actually say "Something is Wrong".
2. A codeword to ask for unconditional love and support from your Squad, regardless of what the issue is.

Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "Whats up?"
Friend A: "My grandfather just died and Im... not safe."
Friend B: "Alright, Im on my way over and we can just hang."

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Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "You are a beautiful person and I love you. You mean so much to me and I am throwing my love at you"
Friend C: "Who hurt you? Who do I need to kill?"

by y33tingyouryotes November 26, 2018

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