by Ajurfhas November 27, 2005
Get the I wouldn't lick a grapefruitmug. when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.
Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.
by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012
Get the squirts like a grapefruitmug. by Greatfruits November 4, 2016
Get the Dust up your grapefruitsmug. by Snowflake Jones June 9, 2019
Get the Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!mug. a person who is arrogant, mean, selfish, good with kids, likes the colour red,
grapefruit eater can refer to a place, person, animal or state of time that meets the already applied conditions
grapefruit eater is a gender neutral term
a group of grapefruit eaters is called a juice spill this can apply to companies or the science club down the hall
grapefruit eater is a apolitical term and can be used against anyone or anything
an object can only be considered a grapefruit eater if it uses red as its main colour this applies to buildings to
grapefruit eater can refer to a place, person, animal or state of time that meets the already applied conditions
grapefruit eater is a gender neutral term
a group of grapefruit eaters is called a juice spill this can apply to companies or the science club down the hall
grapefruit eater is a apolitical term and can be used against anyone or anything
an object can only be considered a grapefruit eater if it uses red as its main colour this applies to buildings to
God I fucking hate fucking Paul hes such a fucking grapefruit eater, with his grapefruit eater fucking fish and his shitty grapefruit eater mom, if i could i would fucking cremate him and fucking eat them so he has to suck my ass.
by Jelly1445 October 9, 2020
Get the grapefruit eatermug. 
Beyond even a lemon on the citrus scale. This is reserved for the lewdest of the lewd fanfics. The kind with fetishes not even DeviantArt would allow. Some time’s there’s barely even a plot, just nothing but the author’s oddly specific and/or gross as fuck fetish and copyrighted characters participating in them. You, a person finding such a fanfic, were either looking for it or you made the mistake of asking for context when somebody joked about the grapefruit.
If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.
If you go out and pick grapefruits, be warned that Rule 36 will be constantly proven to you the hard way.
Bob: Alice’s Harry Potter grapefruit is something else, man. What perverted mind wants to read about Hermione getting a Manhattan transfer from Luna?
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.
David: A Manhattan what-now?
Bob: You don’t want to know.
by E hates Q March 30, 2023
Get the Grapefruitmug.