California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it

John gave me a California crockpot

by Yes’m October 10, 2020

crockpot

when you get a hooker to shit under the covers and then proceed to suffocate yourself by pulling the covers over ones head.

yo bro last night i got some dumb bitch to crockpot me

by HammerMan January 3, 2020

portuguese crockpot

When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.

My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.

by Hotrod.stay.driven December 20, 2017

Crockpot

A woman that gets hotter as she gets older. Much like the way a crock pot works

She's such a crockpot, she used to be fat, but now she's hot

by Brosephstein June 24, 2016

young crockpot

Cool ass mother fucker that spits sick freestyle raps.One can not become a young crockpot you are just born one.

That Young Crockpot is the goat.

by Heaze December 22, 2016

Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 12, 2019