Crockpot

When a male clamps his tits to overcome the pain of putting his nuts into a female pussy

Bro I totally crockpotted that bitch Lucy last night

by Flypup July 12, 2021

Amish crockpot

The act of eating an Amish woman out but throwing up when tasting and smelling how disgusting her pussy is, then proceeding to sew her pussy shut for a week. Then later come back and eat what’s been cooking for you.

I heard that Josh snuck into Elizabeth’s house and gave her an Amish crockpot

by Ewalkington1774 December 8, 2023

portuguese crockpot

When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.

My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.

by Hotrod.stay.driven December 20, 2017

crockpot

when you get a hooker to shit under the covers and then proceed to suffocate yourself by pulling the covers over ones head.

yo bro last night i got some dumb bitch to crockpot me

by HammerMan January 3, 2020

crockpot sex

A way to describe a long sex session. Made by Lucas Cruikshank.

Boy: Me and my girl were getting it last night
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.

by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021

Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.

Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”

by Ithink2much March 12, 2019