Conch Shitter

Shitteh Conch Croucher

Small blonde girl who shits in conch shells. She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 9, 2018

Conch

To Conch (coh • nn • sh) is to kill someone, commit suicide, follow them to the afterlife, and rape them beyond the grave.

"You're pissing me off bro, I'm gonna Conch you"

by PoopusMcDingle December 7, 2025

Conch🐚

A word used to describe Felton

Conch🐚:Felton

by AmurDaddy September 16, 2020

Conch stirred

When your friend decides to land a roll of gorilla tape on your 8 inch cock ( has to be 8 inches) and shifts your cock like a video game or a stick shift

Baby come here and get colton’s conch stirred. You know

by Gthang<ole December 20, 2020

conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.

"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."

by TheSquashy October 28, 2021

Jooder Conch

Something that smells extremely bad.

Hailey smells like Jooder Conch.

by TongDong October 7, 2021

who’s got the conch?

An exclamatory question used when somebody else’s phone is connected to the Bluetooth speaker.

“Hey, who’s got the conch? I wanna play a song”

by Secshunate March 17, 2023