by George Leg February 27, 2019

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017

A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.
by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025

1; a metal object used to shave tiny pieces of cheese off of a block
2; the unholiest image on E621.net. If you mention this object to a Furry in an unorthodox or sexual manner, be advised about the consequences.
2; the unholiest image on E621.net. If you mention this object to a Furry in an unorthodox or sexual manner, be advised about the consequences.
Person 1; Dude, this cheese grater would totaly fit up Sarah's-
Furry; DO NOT TRY IT!
Also Furry; war flashbacks
Furry; DO NOT TRY IT!
Also Furry; war flashbacks
by Drunk Furry June 4, 2022

A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.
by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 25, 2023

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity
May put someone in ponderment
A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
May put someone in ponderment
A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A
B says” would you stop it’s so annoying
CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
B says” would you stop it’s so annoying
CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER
by Vexamon October 21, 2023
