Sugar beets

Synonym for a man's (not woman's) testicles.

The penis is okay--I just don't know what to do with his sugar beets.

by Shelbicious2010 February 6, 2014

Beet

Sore feet.

Resting my beet when i'm beat is a real treat.

by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.

- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.

by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017

Beet

My friend

Oh yeah I’m friends with beet

by Hdownwnofosjnqkwkfndkkkqnnqjw April 22, 2021

Cheesy Beet

Steven Fernandez

Steven is a cheesy beet

by Hyumanera July 23, 2021

Re-Beet

When you get a can of beets in a food pantry box and immediately donate it back to a different food pantry.

Bob took the good stuff and decided then and there to Re-Beet the rest.

by Tuberacer July 17, 2025

3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018