Batman

A millionaire super hero dude who is pretty lit

I am batman

by Gggghhhhgggy December 19, 2016

Batman

adj. the definition of cool, cunning, and witty. used synonymously with awesome, rad, cool, far out, fantastic, etc. the epitome of everything good. this word has the ability to raise your day from mundane to superohero in proportion.

"dude, are you enjoying that candy"?
(said whilst dancing in a public place)"yeah! its so batman"

"dude! that jacket looks batman on you."
"thanks, i'm bruce wayne-ing"

"Last night was batman for sure"

by jeph dubs May 25, 2012

batman

Worlds greatest dectevive

batman saves the people of the united states millions dollars every year in recovering stolen money/diamonds/faberge eggs.

by MrBrownstone March 20, 2005

Batman

When your hittin a girl from the back and your about to climax you start flapping your arms as if they are bat wings, and on the way down from flapping you smack her behind while also screaming "FEAR THE BAT, FEAR THE BAT, I AM BATMAN FEEL ME CUM". When she looks up at you just say "thats right" and do what ever you want next

i was hitting this girl man and i got the urge to batman her. It was rowd

by The real DBK September 22, 2008

batman

a term for someone who would use their parents ashes as lube, if given the chance

batman: Robin. Pass me the batcum.
Robin: Th-this is your parent's ashes, batman!
batman: did I stutter?

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

Batmanned

To disappear into thin air like batman does.

Bob and Sally went to dinner. The check came. Sally looked towards bob, he was gone. "Crap! He batmanned again!"

Lisa told Bob she was pregnant. Time to Batman

by FluffyWilliam August 31, 2013

Batman

A mentally insane orphan, who dresses like a fucking animal and beats up other mentally insane criminals, who are often dressed up like a clown. Also, when he finds out someone is an orphan like him, he instantly adopts them and raises them to beat up other mentally insane criminals that are often dressed up like clowns.

Batman

by Baguetteeeeee February 14, 2022