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orange ostrich

A term used to describe the penis of a man who has had anal sex with a person who is suffering from diarrhea.
Dude, did you hear what happened to Robert? He was giving it to this chick in the back door when next thing you he ends up with an orange ostrich.
by RathRuff December 10, 2008
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Ostrich Pain

1. An Extrodinary amount of pain
2. Called ostrich pain, due to the act of digging your head into the ground after an injury has occured during a sporting event or any type of altercation
3. Serious pain is obvious due to the need to rub head on ground due to extremely painful moments
4. Often seen during soccer games after weak players get kicked, fall to the ground and hold their knees, while rubbing head on ground
JJ: Did you see that guy digging his head into the ground like an ostrich? I know it's worse than a sprain, that's ostrich pain.
by Dirk Kuyt May 22, 2007
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Ostrich Cream

A mispronunciation of a boston cream donut. Usually occurs in a Tim Hortons Restaurant.
I'll have one ostrich cream donut, I mean boston cream!!! XD
by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011
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Ostrich Strangler

Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.
by Nosrac October 2, 2006
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Ostrich Joke

A joke that makes sense, but isn't funny enough so that normal people will laugh at it. The term comes from the Family Guy episode "Ocean's Three and a Half" where Two and a Half Men is being filmed in front of a live ostrich.
Man 1:"Have you ever seen Two and a Half men? It's hilarious."

Man 2:"What the hell is wrong with you, that show isn't funny at all. Every joke is an ostrich joke."
by WeAreEverything October 19, 2009
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Snow ostrich

Snow ostriches are a creature that is linked with the youkol tribe. The appearance of a snow ostrich is like a mammoth and a dodo crossbreed. Snow ostriches are used as housing, by putting a small wodden tent on it. They migrate to yakasthan to make babies and they have a sacred road that also the youkols follow.
Look at the youkol riding a snow ostrich.
That snow ostrich has a big house on it.
by Denisszm March 2, 2023
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ostrich leg

When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.
Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”

Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”
by LobsterSharts September 7, 2019
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