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Tess Armatige

Another name for a nice girl who says she likes white skater boys but her two most recent ex's were black broke boys with no style what so ever.
Jess : ' Samantha keeps lying about her type'
Scarlett : ' She is such a Tess Armatige'
by skadoop creator August 6, 2020
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tess-ever

Two words incredibly amazing. Nothing more nothing less just incredibly amazing and ofc unique.
Have you seen this girl she's hot asf!
Yeah bro that's Tess-Ever
by judith_mns November 21, 2021
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tess almighty

Tess almighty is a semi- famous Viner that is directed towards fans of fifth harmony, twenty one pilots, the 1975, and one direction. She's hot as hell and makes the funniest vines ever.
person 1: " dude did you see Tess almighty's vine with Zach Tomlinson last night?"

person 2: " hell yeah! they are friendship goals af!"
by gamsjfhjejajhdjdjdjdhdhdh December 31, 2015
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Dirty Tess

When a person performs a rimjob on a male partner without touching the penis or scrotum, even so far as to have the recipient support the scrotum as to not have it touch their face.
The thought of touching his meat-stick squicks me out, so I'll give him a Dirty Tess instead.
by UpcountryDegen403 September 21, 2021
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Stupid Tess

A redundant term, simply meaning 'Tess' or referring to Tess.
'There's Stupid Tess again.'
'Stupid Tess is so stupid.'
by StupidTess October 18, 2008
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Kara-tess

A non-common name for girls that sounds like curtis. A remarkebly beautiful girl considering the looks of her father. Intelligent, cute, sensitive, cares for others,and especially witty.
My best friend wants to be a Kara-tess
by Pork_and_beans January 24, 2009
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