taxi shark

Taxi drivers who hang around airports and tourist attractions with a keen eye for the first time tourist.
The museum had more taxi sharks waiting outside than a hot cross bun.

I spent all day in gemstone and carpet shops thanks to that %$&*^ taxi shark.
by Gonzo Jack May 08, 2020
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relaxy taxi

A deliberate decision to chill. A symbolic journey in a livery vehicle of relaxation.
Easy, easy, stop acting all geeked up. What you need is a ride in the relaxy taxi.
by Kwandell Peckerwood August 04, 2010
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spacker taxi

A non emergency ambulance. Used to transport people of disbility to various engagements. Including but not confined to: hospital appointments and, back home again
Nurse: Will you be able to make it to your appointment on the 19th?
Patient: Yeah, don't worry. I'll take the spacker taxi.
by morpethrob December 19, 2007
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Boston Taxi

An uncomfortable suspensionless former police vehicle with more than 1 billion miles on the odometer and with objects on the front seat more important than passengers. Usually driven by non english speaking persons with blue-tooth mobile phone implants that are permanently on, resulting in the inability of the driver to communicate regarding the fare, destination, alternative routes or how to turn off the loud advertising video.

Boston Taxi's are powered by gas guzzling pulse engines - resulting in the characteristic "on" "off" cycle as the drivers coax the vehicle forward with the characteristic on again off again pump action on the accelerator.
The Boston Taxi arrived. Only 3 of the 4 in the group could enter due to the front seat being occupied by a sandwich.

We pulsed from Boston to Roslindale, despite the destination being Milton.
by Dr Reason January 29, 2012
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Taxi crabs

The itchy, scratchy feeling after exiting a dirty taxi cab.
I can't stop scratching my legs after getting out of that dirty taxi cab. I think I caught taxi crabs!
by Habeeb-Gebbys August 12, 2010
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taxi for one

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.
Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.
by feather-duster May 07, 2007
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Spanish Taxi

Farting within a motor-vehicle, to then close all windows, vents and lock all doors so passengers must endure the stench.
Bloke 1: "I gave my mum a lift to the shops yesterday, gave them a hint of a spanish taxi didn't i!"

Bloke 2: "good job"
by Jones Horton January 25, 2009
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