Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.
by Tenderloin Debutante July 26, 2016
the burglar is has been hiding in that undergrowth sarge. The dog unit will be here in a minute with a couple of furry torpedoes to flush the fucker out and bite him!
by navyblue December 03, 2006
by errrizzzzle October 03, 2007
The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.
Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...
by Mike Hutchinson January 23, 2007
by MlKE HAVVK May 15, 2007
Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.
Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?
Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!
Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?
Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!
Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?
by jwaybut November 18, 2009
by ErnieTheGreatest November 09, 2014