Torpedo Firecracker

a heavily submerged tampon that explodes the vagina when yanked like a stubborn lawn mower.
Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.
by Tenderloin Debutante July 26, 2016
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furry torpedo

Police term for a police dog, refers to their speed and shiny coat
the burglar is has been hiding in that undergrowth sarge. The dog unit will be here in a minute with a couple of furry torpedoes to flush the fucker out and bite him!
by navyblue December 03, 2006
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launch a torpedo

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!
Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!
by errrizzzzle October 03, 2007
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warp torpedo

The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.
Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...
by Mike Hutchinson January 23, 2007
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sperm torpedo

When your in the hot tub with a girl and shoot your load at her.
by MlKE HAVVK May 15, 2007
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Toilet Torpedo

Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.
Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?

Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!

Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?
by jwaybut November 18, 2009
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Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.
"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."
by ErnieTheGreatest November 09, 2014
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