When a person IM's or messages the wrong person.
mostly if the person sending the message sends something personal
mostly if the person sending the message sends something personal
Guy1 to Guy2 : yeah so what did you two do last night???
Guy2 to Girlfriend (miss-tell) : well me and her went ass to mouth and then i just strait fucked her vag
Girlfriend to Guy2 : WTF YOU ASSHOLE!!!! WHO WERE U TELLING?!?!?!?
Guy1 to Guy2 : sooooo???
Guy2 to Guy1 : .......................
^^^^^ Epic Miss Tell
Guy2 to Girlfriend (miss-tell) : well me and her went ass to mouth and then i just strait fucked her vag
Girlfriend to Guy2 : WTF YOU ASSHOLE!!!! WHO WERE U TELLING?!?!?!?
Guy1 to Guy2 : sooooo???
Guy2 to Guy1 : .......................
^^^^^ Epic Miss Tell
by Squishy Saturn February 16, 2009
Also known as a "love hotel" in Asia, this is a place where hookers and prostitutes take their johns to do their business. Often rented by the hour, these places are usually the worst possible places you could ever stay.
by Darth VeX June 08, 2013
A : 'Know what ? Four chix gave me their cellphone numbers at the club last night... How cool is that ?...'
B : 'Tell me...'(yawns)
B : 'Tell me...'(yawns)
by mikroth January 24, 2009
A sexual act in which a man starts playing the final part of the William Tell Overture and must have sex with his woman to the beat of the song. If he can go the entire time before he ejaculates then he wins.
A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
A: Guy 1: I did the William Tell with my wife the other night.
Guy2: Did you win?
Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.
B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.
Guy2: Did you win?
Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.
B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.
by BananaCabbage August 27, 2012
Liar: They're going to tow your car.
Honest person: I talked to the super. It's fine. You need to stop telling a daniel, man.
Liar 1: Ok.
Liar: They don't have any french presses at the store.
Honest person: You're telling a daniel again. There's one on sale for 11.99.
Liar: Oh. Can you pick it up?
Honest person: I talked to the super. It's fine. You need to stop telling a daniel, man.
Liar 1: Ok.
Liar: They don't have any french presses at the store.
Honest person: You're telling a daniel again. There's one on sale for 11.99.
Liar: Oh. Can you pick it up?
by Boss Hog 1234 March 06, 2017
by MattMan65 November 04, 2012
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