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A sophisticated form of "poisoning the well" conducted by dominant, hegemonic groups against subordinate or non-hegemonic groups. It involves preemptively discrediting an entire position, community, or field of inquiry by labeling it as "pseudoscience," "conspiracy theory," "flat-earthism," or similar pejorative tags, regardless of the actual validity of the arguments. This is done through legal, rhetorical, or institutional means to protect the status quo and dismiss challenges without engagement. It's a power move, not a truth-seeking one, designed to cut off dissent at the source by making its proponents seem inherently ridiculous or dangerous before they can even speak.
Example: "When the independent researchers presented data on the drug's side effects, the pharmaceutical giant didn't debate the science. They launched a full envenenando a nascente campaign, funding articles that lumped the researchers in with anti-vaxxers and crystal healers. Suddenly, anyone questioning the drug was 'anti-science,' and the actual data was never examined." Poisoning the Wellspring
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Get the Poisoning the Wellspring mug.The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
Get the The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. mug.The act of ejaculating in another's nostril, then snot rocketing it out into a bowl, to be later ingested by the family dog. The name originates from it's founder, as it is widely believed he was the first to ever take part in this act.
Person A: Hey, Alex, are you up for doing 'The Ben Wells'?
Person B: Wow, no way man, I have a nostril infection
Person A: Ahhhh daannnggggggg I don't know anyone else with a dog, when do you reckon It'll be okay?
Person B: Wow, no way man, I have a nostril infection
Person A: Ahhhh daannnggggggg I don't know anyone else with a dog, when do you reckon It'll be okay?
by The White Beast July 19, 2012
Get the The Ben Wells mug.Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
by RideBigPony August 14, 2023
Get the Don't eat the Beef Wellington mug.An alternative version of the slang "we'll cross the bridge when we get there", means pessimistically delaying a reaction to an impending situation.
Driving to the mall...
Joe Blow: Do we eat at Taco Bell or that Chinese place that you like?
Jane Shane: We'll burn the bridge when we get there...
Joe Blow: Do we eat at Taco Bell or that Chinese place that you like?
Jane Shane: We'll burn the bridge when we get there...
by ChicaSoy April 16, 2013
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