giving the ghost a blow job

When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.

"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"

by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006

blow with the breeze

A person who cannot firmly establish loyalties, opinions, thoughts, or ideas. Uncommitted.

My wife & I definitely have our problems. My daughter loves to get in the middle of the drama and pick sides. One day she's on my team, the next she's on my wife's. She just blows with the breeze!

by kalcorn August 26, 2005

Blow Up The Phone

1 - The act of sending repeated text messages and phone calls to a friend.
2- A popular phone prank service used to get revenge on your friends.

How can i get back at my friend?

Easy, just blow up the phone, dude!

by adlc84 October 25, 2018

Blow Up the Can

To wreak havoc on a toilet (preferably someone else’s) by taking a monster shit, often of the explosive diarrhea variety, with extreme force. Past tense: Blew up the Can.

Jay: “Every time I go over to Ethan’s house, I blow up the can after dinner. I don’t think his parents are ever gonna let me come back again.”

Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”

by Mr Mucho Macho October 25, 2020

blow on the pie

When you have been out drinking or breaking into houses and it's 3am, you head to the local BP for a pie what must you do????????.....what must you do???????????
Blow on the pie, or suffer a thermonuclear death!

Cop "It's 3am and your going to the BP for a pie what must you do?!
Drunken criminal "I don't know?"
Cop "you must alway's blow on the pie, safer communities working together"

by gleeteam November 11, 2009

Isn't worth the powder to blow 'em up

The kind of person or group of persons who are actually worse than worthless. So much so, that as you contemplate canceling their ticket, you are forever mindful of how expensive a pain in your ass they have already made themselves. Oh to be sure, they gotta go, but as cheaply as is humanly possible so you can recoup at least some of the loses they have cost your ass.

Ya know somethin' Phily? There aren't enough aspirins in the entire aspirin taking planet to make the headaches go away like this mamaluke's been makin' for me... an' yet, he isn't worth the powder to blow 'em up. I want him gone-all-day-long, like yesterday. Understand? ...but we gadda make this on the cheap as much as is freakin' humanly possible. Do I make myself clear? Marone!This chiseling wastling degenerate cock sucking madda fuck! Oh, he's gone. Right the fack now.

by Lieutenant Frank Columbo March 11, 2020

Blow by the lo

Coke by the measurement of a Kilo

He slangs blow by the lo.

by C - Squared May 5, 2007