by Mark Thompson June 07, 2003
(ten-uh-see steem-boht)....(noun)......The act of placing an empty paper towel roll (or any cylindrical tubing) into ones rectum wile he is laying on his stomach and the second party hovers above in a squatting position releasing fecal matter (Poop) into the other end of the paper towel role. Then the second party then blows smoke into the end of the cylindrical tube giving it the imagery of a steamboat smoke stack. The perfcet Tennessee Steamboat occurs on a water bed.
You done with that paper towel role? TENNESSEE STEAMBOAT TIME!!!!!!
Why is that paper towel tube lodged in your anus?.... Dude, Tennessee Steamboat.
I have completed my final act on my bucket list! I have done the perfect Tennessee Steamboat on my roommates bed when he went home.
Why is that paper towel tube lodged in your anus?.... Dude, Tennessee Steamboat.
I have completed my final act on my bucket list! I have done the perfect Tennessee Steamboat on my roommates bed when he went home.
by tha truth 86518 January 13, 2012
A speed bump on the way to Chattanooga. The air smells like moonshine, Copenhagen, meth, and depression with a dash of racism.
by Nursebetch December 28, 2018
1. Play "Rocky Top" in the background.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
Dude, look at this freakin' awesome "T" on my chest! I totally just gave Alli a Tennessee Powerhouse!
by Teabag Tipton April 01, 2007
A sexual act when one man jizzes on his partner's forehead, and proceeds to shine and buff with their asscheeks.
I gave that bitch a Tennessee Moonshine. Her forehead was shining like the moon! And by the moon, I mean my ass. And by shining, I mean covered in jizz.
by hwangsta13 November 28, 2008
Duct tape. People in Tennessee use it to decorate and fix their cars and trucks the way other people use chrome to decorate their cars.
Cletus drives an old Ford pick up truck with plenty of Tennessee chrome on the outside . . . and on the inside, too. He uses it on his sofa, too.
by PMax March 11, 2008
by Thicc Dic March 06, 2017