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Taxi nonce

A taxi driver that slags controllers off, but buys them stuff ie, beer, spirits & doughnuts in return for a decent job
I see that Stephen is on his way to London again with a fare, yes he’s been in the base & dropped off a bottle of brandy the taxi nonce
by Johnb34 March 28, 2022
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Disco Taxi

A cop car with its lights flashing, esp. when you're rolling on E.
"Where the hell did that disco taxi come from?"
by horkhork March 2, 2010
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taxi shark

Taxi drivers who hang around airports and tourist attractions with a keen eye for the first time tourist.
The museum had more taxi sharks waiting outside than a hot cross bun.

I spent all day in gemstone and carpet shops thanks to that %$&*^ taxi shark.
by Gonzo Jack May 8, 2020
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Boston Taxi

An uncomfortable suspensionless former police vehicle with more than 1 billion miles on the odometer and with objects on the front seat more important than passengers. Usually driven by non english speaking persons with blue-tooth mobile phone implants that are permanently on, resulting in the inability of the driver to communicate regarding the fare, destination, alternative routes or how to turn off the loud advertising video.

Boston Taxi's are powered by gas guzzling pulse engines - resulting in the characteristic "on" "off" cycle as the drivers coax the vehicle forward with the characteristic on again off again pump action on the accelerator.
The Boston Taxi arrived. Only 3 of the 4 in the group could enter due to the front seat being occupied by a sandwich.

We pulsed from Boston to Roslindale, despite the destination being Milton.
by Dr Reason February 25, 2012
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Taxi crabs

The itchy, scratchy feeling after exiting a dirty taxi cab.
I can't stop scratching my legs after getting out of that dirty taxi cab. I think I caught taxi crabs!
by Habeeb-Gebbys August 13, 2010
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Fake Taxi

A sex position - named after a porn series where a guy goes around picking up women and fucking them in his taxi - during which he turns around facing away from her and pushes his dick back and inside her. A reverse cowboy so to speak.
Last night, Joe did the fake taxi on me! Looked like he was twerking in my face but I wasn't mad at it, lol.
by MrsK3ySton3 February 7, 2021
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taxi for one

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.
Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.
by feather-duster May 22, 2007
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