stinky tater tots

when a man has an allergic reaction to his own semen causing his testicles to turn yellow from infection. if untreated, this can lead to the scrotal deterioration which causes the testicles to become exposed and openly releasing the infection. the infection has an odor that smells similar to a rotting potato. due to the color and smell, it was awarded the name "Stinky Tater Tots."

"I heard from Dr. Smith's secretary that Jim Bob got "Stinky Tater Tots" because of his drug habit." "That sucks! I would rather have herpes than that!"

by Green Bottle Blu April 14, 2014

Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college

That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.

by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017

tater-yah-tots

delicious side dish made up of potatoes with crispy batter

made famous in napoleon dynamite

"Hey lunchlady, I'll get double tater-yah-tots please"

by ssullivan December 28, 2005

I'll tater your tots

a very creative play on my nickname which means I'll give you sex. lol. made by one of my besties! love yah!!

Dude your so hott i wanna tater your tots!!
I'll tater your tots you hipster hunk!

by andysambergismylove February 1, 2009

tator-tots

a girl with virtually no boobs; lacking ta-tas.

dude1: man that girl had some tator-tots!!
dude2: i know! i almost didn't see them.

by smack-a-hoe tribe April 5, 2009

tator tottin' it

What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.

Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.

by Lon April 15, 2006

tatter totted

To be smashed and forced into a cylindrical shape and fried or baked.

'Holy shit man, Fred was tatter totted.'

by totted tatter January 21, 2017