Swimmer's balls

Similar to diaper rash from wearing a damp bathing suit for too long

Holy fuck I have the worst swimmer's balls right now. I should have changed after swimming!

by Nipzie July 30, 2016

Little swimmers

A Huggies brand of diaper, commonly misconstrued for more vulgar imagery.

I just bought some little swimmers for my nephew

by Heathcote 008 April 13, 2023

Active Swimmer

Somebody very active in the gay watersports community

Person 1: Hey! I heard that you’re an active swimmer.

Person 2: Yeah. I spend on day watching piss kink videos on Reddit.

by PatForPrez August 21, 2022

Swill Swimmer

A person lacking in good looks, usually found skulking in dark corners of bars and clubs awaiting an inebriated passerby to kidnap.

There I was, minding my own, enjoying a nice drink and a boogie, when I woke up in a strange room and realised I'd been swill swimming.

Christ, hide your lunch, it's a swill swimmer!

by Bear75 February 9, 2009

gullett swimmers

Gullett swimmers are sperm that make it to a woman's throat and swim down...all good girls should enjoy Gullett Swimmers.

Mary enjoys swallowing gullett swimmers as opposed to taking sperm in her vagina.

by thebumpasspodcast October 12, 2017

Swimmer's ear

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

by Brett Short November 20, 2010

Nut swimmer

A noun used to refer to everybody since, at one point in time, we all swam in our dad’s nuts

Hey! What are you nut swimmers up to?

by Hispandican & Lil Hispandican January 18, 2022