Swimmer's blowjob

When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.

Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.

by b-hole6969 April 27, 2016

Little swimmers

A Huggies brand of diaper, commonly misconstrued for more vulgar imagery.

I just bought some little swimmers for my nephew

by Heathcote 008 April 14, 2023

Active Swimmer

Somebody very active in the gay watersports community

Person 1: Hey! I heard that you’re an active swimmer.

Person 2: Yeah. I spend on day watching piss kink videos on Reddit.

by PatForPrez August 21, 2022

Swimmer's balls

Similar to diaper rash from wearing a damp bathing suit for too long

Holy fuck I have the worst swimmer's balls right now. I should have changed after swimming!

by Nipzie July 30, 2016

Swill Swimmer

A person lacking in good looks, usually found skulking in dark corners of bars and clubs awaiting an inebriated passerby to kidnap.

There I was, minding my own, enjoying a nice drink and a boogie, when I woke up in a strange room and realised I'd been swill swimming.

Christ, hide your lunch, it's a swill swimmer!

by Bear75 February 09, 2009

Swimmer's ear

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

by Brett Short November 18, 2010

Nut swimmer

A noun used to refer to everybody since, at one point in time, we all swam in our dad’s nuts

Hey! What are you nut swimmers up to?

by Hispandican & Lil Hispandican January 19, 2022