Swimmer’s Bod

A swimmer’s body. Usually featuring a freakishly long torso.

Yo Brad looks like a half baked noodle out there. What a swimmer’s bod

by Stickycarseats December 15, 2019

swimmercide

When you sign up or participate in an event and regret it mid-swim.

Guy one: Dude, how did the 200 I.M. go?
Guy two: I committed swimmercide when I hit the second butterfly.

by Coco Standley January 23, 2021

swimmer slap

When you bust a nut in your hand then slap the hoe

Hey wanna take part in a good swimmer slap

by Oldlambo26 November 3, 2022

downriver swimmer

noun.
another name for a mainstream person. opposite of a hipster.

so named because they go WITH the flow, as in not upstream. downstream.

a: my favorite music? justin bieber, lady gaga, you know, whatever's in.

b: ah, a real downriver swimmer.

by Baranyker October 21, 2011

condom swimmer

A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.

Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Swimmer

When you shoot your delicious sperm into your girlfriend or wife.

"Dude look at all those swimmers in you"

by RippedCondom May 24, 2018

River Swimmer

A sexual position involving 1 male and 7 females. The male is using both hands to finger 2 of the girls, he is using his two big toes to pleasure 2 other females, there is a female sitting on his face, a female on his dick, and a female giving him a rimjob. There is an optional 8th female to poop on the group and do a Cleveland Steamroll.

Dirty Man Whore: "Man those sorority chicks really know how to get down, I did a river swimmer last night!"

by OreoCreamPie January 26, 2014