White stork

The white stork is a large bird in the stork family, Ciconiidae. Its plumage is mainly white, with black on the bird's wings. Adults have long red legs and long pointed red beaks, and measure on average 100–115 cm from beak tip to end of tail, with a 155–215 cm wingspan.

A. -I saw a white stork!
B. -Was it pretty?
A. -I guess so.

by Yamade November 23, 2021

Stork

To Drop a baby into a person. When two people have consensual sex and the male impregnates the female.

Defined I am going to stork that B!tch tonight

by Zombie Sunshine April 19, 2018

storking

When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be

(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)

Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.

by PaganRaccoon April 20, 2019

Reverse Stork

Reverse Stork, the action of stealing a baby via ways of flying vehicle, such as but not exclusively: drones, kites or jet-packs.

GUY 1: Dude, did you see that reverse stork!
GUY 2: Yeah, they totally flew away with that baby.

by ...Anonymoose October 16, 2019

Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

Stork

A tall, lanky individual, most commonly named Matt, that slightly resembles a large bird with feather like hair. This individual also likes to steal Bic lighters for sport.

Man I got storked last night, can I borrow your lighter ?
Buddy I have been storking everyone lately look at all the lighters I have!
Matt has to be awake early so that he can cock-a-doodle-do at the crack of dawn. What a stork?

by Sharmzatron September 14, 2015

Storking

When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.

Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.

by LooseId January 28, 2016