stones

noun.

Two oval shaped organs of the male genitalia. Also known as testes The responsibility of the stones is to produce baby batter and bang against a woman's ass while you are plowing her twat.
Did you see what happened to John? Yeah he got hit in the stones and he dropped like a sack of shit.
by burnz March 25, 2005
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stoned in

not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.
ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.

OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.
by skojoe40 August 15, 2010
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Stoned

whereafter smoking marijuana your senses are distorted in a unique way. Colours, sounds and tastes become significantly more engaging. Being stoned may also lead to increased creativity, or erratic behaviour. Negative effects may include: Red eyes, decreased motivation, coordination, and/or an inhability to form comprehendable sentances. However effects vary increasingly according to form/strain of marijuana used.
I was so stoned the other night i couldnt even chew my own finger.
by Corporal_Clegg December 09, 2009
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Stoned In

Am stoned in me lad. Am stoned in me.
by tezz June 14, 2008
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Stoned

When you get really high by having people throw stones at you
Barry got so stoned when someone threw a rock at his head
by Swagmer October 19, 2014
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The Stone

The name given to an exceptionally large and handsome cock.
Wow, did you hear that Josh is a wielder of the Stone?
by Manchilli April 30, 2010
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stones

cojones, nuts, huevos, balls.
There is no way he's got the stones to light his own ass-hair on fire.
by Jac February 27, 2004
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