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When a female is so horny, that she wants her soulmate to fuck her in her ass or pussy. Most have prefered pussy.
"Stick your dick in me- OH YES-".
by .-CouldYouStop-. November 28, 2017
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When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.
When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."
by dgull December 26, 2013
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"Stick a dick in it, mofo."
by Suzi January 7, 2004
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Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.
Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.
by Seenlord September 12, 2016
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Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind
Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.
by Just Rhino April 12, 2017
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When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.
I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".
by KnightofNerdom December 8, 2019
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A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.
-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
by P-stain! September 10, 2006
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