sudgy

so grossly useless that you will be bullyed

who asked is such a sudgy phrase

by iamjoshster December 2, 2023

Sludgy

Awesome; cool.

John: hey did you listen to the new Pink Floyd album?
Sam: yeah I did, it was super sludgy
John: it sludged so hard dude

by S Campione December 27, 2023

Sludgy Joe

Quite possibly god’s greatest gift to humanity… the gas station coffee.

Person one: I just got back from the gas station with my sludgy Joe. I had them make it extra sludgy for me.
Person two: He’ll Yeah! Time to fix these planes!

by MSH144 November 30, 2024

studgy

The feeling your foot gets when it’s been cramped up in tight footwear too long - Maddie 6 years old

When I took off my ice skate after skating, my foot felt studgy

by MAC Attack 6108 January 26, 2025

Spudging

A more PG yet somehow funnier synonym for cockblocking. Can also be used as a noun, for example:

"Man, Dylan's such a spudger; I was dancing with this chick all night and he just comes in while I'm about to get her number with his charm and sense of humor."

"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

spudgirl

any female online who likes to spud around with her spudbuds on the spudnet

trenton: “you hear about that new spudgirl chick in town? she’s been spudding all over the damn place!!”

by brapqueen May 28, 2025

Spudge

The act of snuggling so closely with your partner that your bodies are pressing and smudging together, like you’re trying to blend into one person. You breathe them in, feel their skin, smell, and heartbeat until you swear you could fuse. It’s so full of love and intensity that you usually can’t do it for too long before you laugh, sigh, or need to take a breather.

When to Use:
When cuddling just isn’t enough
When you want to smudge your bodies together like two paint colors mixing
When you need an intense, heart-melting, soul-level moment with your person

Origin:
A made-up love word combining snuggling + smudging + spooning because regular cuddles don’t capture the intensity of wanting to completely merge with your partner.

“Albert and I spudged on bed and ended up like two marshmallows melting over a campfire.”

by Sandypantss September 25, 2025