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Spoon

1. A peice of cutlery or other such dining implement used to scoop food and sauces up. it can also be used for dessert.

2. To spoon someone is to cuddle up to them from behind (fully clothed) and hold them lovingly. contrary to popular belief, you cannot be a little spoon and still say you are spooning someone. only the big spoon can spoon.

3. As in "do you need a spoon?!" used to ask satirically if someone would like to use a spoon to get all the shit out of anothers arse more effectively. used when someone is being a kissarse
1.
T:Dinner bitch, pass the spoon!
BAG:i'm using the spoon!
T:don't make me mushroom slap you

2.
Ben was feeling pretty down, so i just lay there and sort of spooned him for a while.

3.
C: lets go to legoland
H: naaaah.
T: i agree, legoland sounds fun.
H: DO YOU NEED A SPOON?
by T.Dott February 4, 2009
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Spoon

Dude... If you don't stop, I'll fucking spoon you to death.
by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004
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spoon

n. Slang for a glass pipe that has the same basic shape as a spoon. Like any other pipe, a spoon has the usual stem, in glass, that is connected to a quasi-deep, oval shaped bowl. These are the typical glass pipes one would find at a headshop.
Yo dude, get your spoon, it's time to blaze.
by Robyk10b November 29, 2006
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spoon

An ambiguous sexual term that can mean to have sex, to cuddle (after sex), or to have sex in a specific position.
by Andio March 20, 2004
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spoon

Depending on who you are apparently, a romantic embrace that is void of sexual intercourse, or a position for sex. I dunno, they seem to be a little different.
we spooned last night!

geez, all we did was spoon last night...
by ajxthelesser July 2, 2005
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Spoon

Did you see the shit Steve was doing last night?

Yeah he's such a spoon.
by Davros01 December 17, 2008
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spoon

1. To have sex in a position where both the female and male are facing up with the females back to the males chest.

2. Eating utensil that is like a shallow bowl with a handle.

3. To lick someone's anus

4. A stupid person

5. A type of bong used for smoking weed

6. A stupid codeword for pornography

7. A 'nicer' word for fuck

8. Battle cry of a cartoon character named 'The Tick'
1. Me and my girlfriend spooned last night

2. I did not have any clean spoons in the dishwasher so I drank my cereal from the edge of the bowl.

3. That kid's a fag. He can spoon me for all I care.

4. What the hell do you mean you gave him your IP address?! You fucking spoon!

5. Hey, we don't need this cheap plastic pipe no more, I got a glass spoon.

6. I got some spoon in my backpack featuring two hot ladies.

7. You had sex with my girlfriend? Spoon you, man!
-Ooh I wanna spooner her hard.
-What the spoon is her problem?

8. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN-UH
by Spooferfish December 28, 2003
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