Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.
I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.
by Dubble J November 21, 2011
Get the spiraled hammug. "Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008
Get the 'tard spiralmug. When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.
Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral
by Dirty Doctor Johnson July 22, 2015
Get the anal spiralmug. The video of the news anchor having a speech problem went on a viral spiral almost immediately after it was aired.
by slomamasita March 3, 2011
Get the viral spiralmug. A type of graphic that was very popular, highly overused & way too overrated in the 90s, created in Photoshop simply by using Filter > Distort > Twirl, any creator of which deemed him/herself a REAL graphic artist.
The first no-no in my list as an employer back in the 90s was anyone that had a spiral graphic in their goddamn portfolio.
by catfight12 January 8, 2009
Get the spiral graphicmug. A continual series of negative events that includes an exponential decrease in standards for sexual partners, increased consumption of fatty food and a major reduction in social activity.
Kim was once a famous model was known for her long-term relationships. After a 42-day binge of Vodka and dollar store ice cream she lost respect in her social circle and had sexual relations with her mechanic. She felt so bad about this that she spent 12 days eating Corn dogs and drinking Colt 45’s. She then slept with her 87-year-old math professor. This is the beginning of the worst Slut Spiral in history.
by Old Man Matt September 4, 2006
Get the Slut Spiralmug. by spiralouttoolband August 18, 2010
Get the Spiral Outmug.