South Dakota Fire Drill

A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.
"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"
by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025
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South Dakota Windmill

A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !
Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025
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The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.
"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"
by PenisTicker March 18, 2025
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South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air
by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017
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South Dakota 2 Man

driving 13 hours to south dakota for a bitch ass who dont want me
i need to go on a south dakota 2 man and he still dont want me
by hoeassbitchpls February 20, 2025
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