South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017

South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.

Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!

by I Made This Account In Spite April 30, 2022

South Dakota 2 Man

driving 13 hours to south dakota for a bitch ass who dont want me

i need to go on a south dakota 2 man and he still dont want me

by hoeassbitchpls February 20, 2025

South Dakota Grizzly Bear

When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.

"Honey, is it a sin to perform the South Dakota Grizzly Bear before sex?"

by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024

South Dakota Fire Drill

A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.

"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"

by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025