Somerset

The greatest county in England, in which:

Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.

~Oo-arr mate, I live in Zummerseh inni!

*You live in Somerset, but you can't pronnounce it!?

~Oo-arr.

by Lollage May 25, 2008

somersault

A somersault is an acrobatic exercise in which a person's body revolves 360° with feet passing over the head. A somersault can be performed either forwards, backwards, or sideways and can be executed in the air or on the ground. When performed on the ground it is normally called a roll.

Jane would often somersault around the garden with her friends all afternoon, during the summer, pausing only for the occasional orange juice or a cucumber sandwich

by tambo1972 September 30, 2013

Sommer Ata

Sommer Ata a model/fashion designer. She is dating Derek Bloom from the band From First to Last, and has also started a clothing line with Lauren Steil (who is dating Travis Richter also in From First to Last) called Sommer & Lauren.

Sommer Ata is gorgeous - its unfair.

by Elisha_x February 24, 2008

sommer ray

she’s a very pretty instagram model, if you’re boyfriend follows her it’s a red flag 😭 there’s nothing wrong with her in general but the guys that simp for her are different breeds and have unrealistic ideas of sex

girl one: my boyfriend follows sommer ray :(
girl two: time to get a side part girl

by metallover09 January 27, 2021

somerset sewerage

a drink that is drunk after staying up drinking, made up of whatever leftovers (from bottles and cans)

sometimes poured through a sieve to filter out cigarette butts but the ash usually remains!

best enjoyed enjoed warm and with the sun on your face!

person 1 - "whats wrong with moe?"

person 2 - "he's been on the somerset sewerage!"

by joescarecrow February 6, 2010

Sommer Dey

a hot,pretty smart blonde who is good at soccer and lacrosse her best friends are lauren helen and becca. she is kind and reliable she is a good friend oh and EXTREMELY HOT!!! she has a nice body!! i <3 her ass

look at that sommer dey!

by summerhelenlaurenbecca May 16, 2011

Somerset Shordys

Shordys that hang around the somerset area in yyc who are around the ages of 12-14, they love to do hardcore drugs and date guys 4 years older then them, all their vaginal systems contain hardcore STDS from the various older partners they have slept with.

These “somerset shordys” are wilding out again, did you hear that ***** girl is dating a nigga 5 years older than her?

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019