Social Media Douchebag

Somebody who abuses social media to promote their own agenda.

That Social Media Douchebag is asking everyone for reciprocal follows.

by Bulwark_jrm August 15, 2011

Social Media Masochist

A person who derive emotional gratification from their own pain or humiliation, on social media.

They enjoy the self inflicted pain, brought on by their social media activity. . Craving the negative attention, they're a social media masochist.

by DOM_FADDA December 29, 2022

Trial by social media

When you do something extremely stupid and/or retarded, it goes viral, and then you have total online strangers being your "judge, jury and executioner"

Have you, or someone you know, ever survived a trial by social media? It must have been a nightmarish, hellish experience

by Sexydimma June 3, 2021

Social Media Hitman

A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.

Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.

by Coco Standley February 4, 2021

social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.

That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.

by Esotericdom November 30, 2017

Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018

Social Media Masturbation

Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.

She only posts social media masturbation updates, just to make her look better than she is.

by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022