Giff snorkel

An elderly gentleman, grey of hair, who likes to float on his back in a pool with an errection which stands above the waterline.

Holy crap. I just saw my next door neighbour in the pool with a giff snorkel. It was pretty small.

by Great snot 87 May 8, 2016

Snorkeling

When one person grabs a guys foreskin and pulls it tight and then blows into it quickly. This act pushes air under the skin so it is blown up quickly like a balloon.
Called snorkeling as air can get into the blood stream and give you a dizzy spell.

"I got the bends last night after my girlfriend went snorkeling"

by KlaytonG October 19, 2007

Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man

I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather

by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010

meat snorkel

The act of blowing air up a girls vagina then breathing it back in.

Yeah I meat snorkeled Liz Shaw last night, kept me going for 10 minutes.

by m1rag3 July 18, 2010

Seattle Snorkeler

Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.

Sp33dy- Wanna Seattle Snorkeler
Random Girl- WTF IS THAT

by tom sawww August 11, 2012

Beef Snorkel

When a someone is salad tossing a guy while he lies on his back and his erection is standing straight up so as to appear to be a breathing tube for the submerged asseater.

While on Kyle's bachelor party, we saw a picture of a girl giving a nasty beef snorkel. Without it she surely would have drowned.

by Ass Eater 10 July 1, 2008

snorkel kiss

the act of one person going in for a kiss, then putting their mouth over their partner's nose instead, blowing through their nose until the air comes out their mouth. annoying and very awkward feeling but actually kind of a cute gesture if it's the right couple...

guy: hey baby come give me a kiss ;)
girl: *suspects nothing*
*both lean in for kiss*
guy: SNORKEL KISS!!!
girl: NOOOOOAAUGH!

by ~Lesl~ December 25, 2009