Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.

Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!

by kdc13579 July 20, 2011

Shifty Shellshock

The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.

Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)

by RatchetBoo June 14, 2003

Shiftymoose

-a large deer like animal that sells intoxicating substances to small children.

-an asshat that trolls internet forums

My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.

dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?

by John..... August 23, 2006

snitty

a combination of snotty and shitty; also a synonym for snotty depending on usage

snitty snitty bang bang

by Jeminem May 18, 2005

Shifty

To be of machiavellian character.
To bullshit people
To behave in a sneaky manner

I wouldn't trust him to work at your company Dave, he is very shifty

by Mike Harris September 7, 2003

sniffyvr

The coolest person that lives on earth
“Yo is that sniffyvr”
“Bro they only get like 3 likes on their tiktoks 😂”
“So???? They are really fucking cool”

Chester is my favourite moot 🤩🤩🤩

Sniffyvr is cool

by Joemama999 October 20, 2021

Marcus swifty

Marcus swifty is a ooga booga

Marcus swifty is a gta playa

by Werdasliestistdumm March 19, 2021