holy smokey

Expression used to indicate surprise or astonishment. Similar to the coloquial, holy smokes, but with a twist of super gay.
by Ray Ray February 09, 2005
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smokey robinson

Slang for a tire that is in the act of peeling out in such a vigorous state that it is smoking profusely.
Hey man, was your girlfriend pissed after you got drunk at her sister's wedding?

Hell yeah! She took my keys gave my poor car smokey robinsons all the way home!
by Robin Masters November 23, 2010
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Smokey Bacon

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 02, 2011
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smokey joe

a man or lad that smokes excessevly in the binge style and takes 10 second pulls draining the cigerette/joint's life away leaving it shrivelled like a small prune.(the cheeks collapse whilst doing this)a smokey joe isnt actually a crack head who enjoys his cigerettes but a chav of a sort who craves coffin nails.
na aint got a light,but smokey over there has
by Willy~Wonka February 03, 2005
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Smokey Brown

a little american boy who stole Joseph Joestar's wallet. Luckily they became friends and when he grew up, Smokey became one of the first black presidents of America.
Guy: "They elected the new president"
Joseph: "Yeah, it's Smokey Brown"
by yueculo December 31, 2020
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smokey pipe

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.
Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"
by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009
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smokey bloke

A pussy ass bitch that uses the DMR-14 in Call of Duty Warzone.
Ay shoot that fucking smokey bloke thats using his bitch ass dmr!
by bigtrn January 08, 2021
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