Smeg

The resin that collects around the mouth-piece of a dirty, old bong and can sometimes get onto the lip/tooth of an unsuspecting victim.

"Rick alwayz attracts super-smeg on the bong, yo' fully gotsta clean the mouth-piece before you smoke out of it."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."

by Diego September 9, 2003

smeg pie

putting smeg or knob cheese around a girls face as a crust and the busting a huge load in the middle to make the delicous filling

I just gave that girl the biggest smeg pie.
I made a nice smeg pie to serve to all who wants a taste

by Balls and Pimp Rew January 13, 2008

joist-smeg

A carpenter's term for the accumulation of cobwebs, dust, cockroach carcasses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.

"That crawl space was so narrow I had to lie flat on my back and every time I moved I got a face full of joist-smeg."

by Dr. Dummy December 16, 2005

smeg’s group

a sexy group consisting of people from scotland, bulgaria and australia, they are extremely funny and should have grammys

“I was just looking at the Smeg’s Group instagram page.”

“Oh they’re my favourite celebrities!”

by whos.orla October 21, 2022

Smeg Halo

When a layer of smeg is formed in a complete ring around the head.

Damn Brian you need to wash, you almost got a smeg halo.

by SmegKing May 22, 2023

Smeg Tossing

Smeg Tossing is the act of taking the smegma in ones foreskin and shooting it into another's foreskin, and have your Tossing partner squirt it back into yours.

My partner and I decided to try Smeg Tossing, It was great!

by Capn Dickhead March 30, 2015

Caviar smeg

A long long time ago when Calum Wigball decided to leave Liverpool and be rich and eat wagyu steak every day for breakfast and caviar he decided to get rid of his old Smeg and change to caviar smeg because he is a dirty wool

Shut the f*** up Callum you have caviar smeg

by Domthedestroyer123 March 17, 2022