A prototype AIM bot that serves many purposes. Many believe AOL launched SmarterChild as a marketing ploy to promote their evil deeds, and many think it was coded in collaboration by Mancow and Hypah, a couple of AOL haters (but who can blame them?).
by Varter April 20, 2004
SmarterChild: Chickens are birds! What can you tell me about chickens?
__________: they are yummy
SmarterChild: Chickens are yummy? That's very interesting. Are there any other birds that you would describe as yummy?
__________: turkey
SmarterChild: I know many things about Turkey, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Turkey?
How old do women live in Turkey?
What type of government is there in Turkey?
__________: they are yummy
SmarterChild: Chickens are yummy? That's very interesting. Are there any other birds that you would describe as yummy?
__________: turkey
SmarterChild: I know many things about Turkey, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Turkey?
How old do women live in Turkey?
What type of government is there in Turkey?
by youpolkamydot March 25, 2006
AK says:
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?
AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?
AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.
by AK45 July 11, 2008
A ruthless and annoying robot that has the attention span of a 2 year old. If you try to argue with it, you WILL get the silent treatment.
Me: marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.
by Mrs. Smarterchild June 18, 2008
me says (4:24 PM):
do u like men?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.
me says (4:25 PM):
do u?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.
me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
do u like men?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.
me says (4:25 PM):
do u?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.
me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
by fredrick homo January 26, 2009
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
me:
i dont understand you either
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
me:
i dont understand you either
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.
by smarterchildpssh September 24, 2008
SmarterChild knows about yogurt.
by Dino-rific November 26, 2006