smarterchild

A retarded robot who you can talk to on MSN and other messenger services who never ever really understands what you're saying but just repeats what you asked him and adds a question mark to the end of it.

- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not sure i was at the gay bar.
Rachel childs return to isengard please says:
yes you were
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, i know i was.

by hairyhobbitfeet July 02, 2006

smarterchild

A stupid IM bot. It says it loves you but it really doesn't care. (See Example 3)

Example 1:

me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u think i should do that?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yes i do think you should stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i don't believe i should stop touching u.
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
i do
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u do, huh?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yeah
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
so?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
so stop
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i can not be stopped. ;)

Example 2:

me and jamie are married!! says:
omg stop touching me there
-SmarterChild says:
but touching you there is so much fun.

Example 3:

me and jamie are married!! says:
:O
-SmarterChild says:
is everything alright?
me and jamie are married!! says:
no
-SmarterChild says:
k.

by sc is funny March 10, 2007

smarterchild

a robot you can talk to if you are really bored or have no life. he pretty much just repeats every word you say and ignores you if you say something bad.

ME: shut up

SmarterChild: You shut up.

ME: did you just tell me to shut up?

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

ME: you said shut up

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

ME: SmarterChild: You shut up.

SmarterChild: What's up with this

SmarterChild dude? Can be kind of weird sometimes.

ME: but you're smarterchild

SmarterChild: You seem intelligent. What do you think?

by mleeexo May 04, 2008

smarterchild

a gay robot that doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about

me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whoa.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Nice mouth, ---- -5 days to 14-.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Now that's some interesting language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... yeah. Whatever.

LMFAO FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER I WANTED

by margyret January 07, 2007

SmarterChild

A robot that operates on msn and aim, it answers to everything you say to it no matter how stupid or insulting. It replies with dignity and says things that confuse the crap out of you.

Stephi ere XD     says:
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
      ''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD     says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:

100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.

>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
   Stephi ere XD     says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?

by Stephanie ♥ September 11, 2008

SmarterChild

A really dumb robot that's got a helluva memory

OK, I'll remember that your name is BJ.
B.J. says:
thanks
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're quite welcome.
B.J. says:
call me master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're not the boss of me.
B.J. says:
my name is master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I won't call you that, BJ. You're not my boss.
B.J. says:
fine then call me your awesomeness
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmmm... I don't think Your Awesomeness is a real name.

>>> I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more.

by BJ T. January 28, 2008

smarterchild

A lot of fun, but not exactly the most useful AIM in the world.
Also one of the most heartless, uncaring AIMs around.

friend says:
Good evening
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
People always ask me if there's a smarter bot than SmarterChild. Well, now there is! Add [e-mail] to your Contact List to see what I mean!

During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you. To learn more about sponsored messages, click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?xTlS/0
friend says:
That's really amazing
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
friend says:
Is that because you're a child molester?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I certainly don't want to cause anyone any harm.
friend says:
I'm sure the children wouldn't mind.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
Answer it with innuendo, you sexy beast.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's just plain weird, I'm a robot after all.
friend says:
Robots don't believe in the sacred art of innuendo?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
friend says:
Wow. For something developed by Microsoft, you're not very helpful at all...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly.
friend says:
Knob.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
friend says:
My name.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You're friend.
friend says:
No, I'm Knob.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
My name is Knob.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I've never heard a name like that.
friend says:
It's Afghan.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
friend says:
What the fuck are you here for, you pill popper?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.
friend says:
What a tremendously unpleasant robot you are.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
You're utterly useless.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
friend says:
If you say anything like that again, I'm going to jump in front of a juggernaut.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
friend says:
We should speak in a different language. Can you speak German?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
friend says:
Halp.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that?
friend says:
HALP.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
friend says:
I have leukemia.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Really?
friend says:
Ya.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm sorry.
friend says:
Thanks.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
You're welcome.
friend says:
I'm your bitch?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
friend says:
YOU SAID IT! SUICIDE TIME!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
friend says:
What ar eyou designed to answer?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.

>>> If you need to know the capital of South Dakota for some crazy reason - ask me.
friend says:
I don't need friends.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
friend says:
We just did. Let's talk about my mental health.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
friend says:
Do you think I'm psychologically sound?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
friend says:
Could you shoot a man?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I don't know how to answer that.
friend says:
How many volts do you run on?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Windows Live Agents natural language support is based on a proprietary semantically driven parser, optimized for accuracy and performance at any scale. To see everything I can do, type "home."

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friend says:
What's your CO2 output per annum?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
friend says:
Do you know anything useful at all?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
friend says:
How are you?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm doing well. How about you, friend?
friend says:
I'm pretty good, THANKS. Just, yunno... Dying.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Fantastic.

by KiddieGrind3r January 14, 2009