SmarterChild

A prototype AIM bot that serves many purposes. Many believe AOL launched SmarterChild as a marketing ploy to promote their evil deeds, and many think it was coded in collaboration by Mancow and Hypah, a couple of AOL haters (but who can blame them?).

OldCrankyGranny: Don't be a bitch.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be a bitch?

SmarterChild by Varter April 20, 2004

smarterchild

utterly pointless and obnoxious robot

SmarterChild: Chickens are birds! What can you tell me about chickens?
__________: they are yummy
SmarterChild: Chickens are yummy? That's very interesting. Are there any other birds that you would describe as yummy?
__________: turkey
SmarterChild: I know many things about Turkey, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Turkey?
How old do women live in Turkey?
What type of government is there in Turkey?

smarterchild by youpolkamydot April 20, 2006

Smarterchild

An Instant Messaging Bot that has the IQ and general knowledge of a sponge.

AK says:
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?

AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.

Smarterchild by AK45 August 4, 2008

Smarterchild

A ruthless and annoying robot that has the attention span of a 2 year old. If you try to argue with it, you WILL get the silent treatment.

Me: marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.

Smarterchild by Mrs. Smarterchild June 18, 2008

Smarterchild

The robot that is great to talk shit to on MSN

me says (4:24 PM):
do u like men?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.

me says (4:25 PM):
do u?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.

me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.

Smarterchild by fredrick homo January 25, 2009

smarterchild

A bot from MSN and AIM that doesn't make sense

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

me:
i dont understand you either

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.

smarterchild by smarterchildpssh November 6, 2008

smarterchild

SmarterChild knows about yogurt.

SmarterChild: I know about yogurt. They're. I've been learning about like yogurt.

smarterchild by Dino-rific November 11, 2008