Snuggie Bear

1. unbelievable

2. outrageous
3.shocking or ta be shocked.
4. to be so insulted

5. a way of verbalizing ones confusion

The Cop's jus pulled him out his car and beat him, I was like "What the snuggie bear".

this dog jus appeared out of the darkness had me all Snuggie bear an shit.

man we was at the zoo and chillin by the lion exhibit when a alarm went off sayin a lion was missing, i was like oh snuggie bear.

by Rah .A.K.A. Cracajac April 28, 2010

Snuggie Ninja

When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.

I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.

by lars one October 4, 2010

Sluggish Monkey

Typically a person who is a bit crazy at times but really lazy overall

Girl 1:"how's your boyfriend?"

Girl 2:"he's good but overall a bit of a sluggish monkey,"

by ME GRANDMA 52 February 26, 2018

snuggie daddy

Overbearing Sugar Daddy constantly smothering and panicking over betrayal.

Evet time Ashley’s eyes wonder we have to hear the sad Snuggie Daddy stories from Al!

Robbie is so worried about Renee cheating he smothers her like a Snuggie!

“I can’t stand you constantly breathing down my back like a Snuggie, you don’t own me weirdo!”

by Judgerichie December 7, 2018

Snuggie boi

The love able lil boi dat will always cheer up your day! Also they have 4 nips!

Look at that sexy Snuggie boi.

by Bbhgvvghghvgvhvhgvvh May 8, 2019

Double Slugger

Someone who sucks off two guys at the same time.

Hey Matt, Want to go for a Double Slugger with two strangers in the park this evening?

by VFX Pro May 27, 2010

Tijuana Slugger

The act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your ass.

Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!

Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?

Person 1 - No...

Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...

by Stryker916 November 21, 2011