skakel

(verb)- to ejaculate, release, or finish as in sex
(noun)- the product of release, from sex
Derived from: Michael Skakel- a Kennedy relative who was found guilty of murdering a girl after pleasuring himself while watching her from a tree outside her bedroom window. He was ultimately convicted from the DNA found in her underwear.

Monica Lewinsky had Clinton's skakel on her blue dress.

by Sybilicious September 23, 2005

Shuke

When you shit and puke in the same toilet bowl without flushing.

Josh: Dude, I heard you in the bathroom last night. What the hell happened?

Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.

Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!

by Chubbsicle July 11, 2011

shuke

when you puke and shit at the same time

me: i shuked the toilet and the floor

by sniper nate March 30, 2022

The Skunker

The act of ejaculating in a straight line down the back of a dark skinned partner, giving them the appearance of a white striped skunk.

I did the skunker on Janet last night and she looked just like a skunk.

by Blakie may October 14, 2009

Skunker

When one rolls a massive joint,consisting of only marajuana

"I ve been workin my bollocks off all day,when I get home Im gonna roll a big fat skunker"

by gorbajoff January 13, 2014

creeping skubel

One who auditorily spies on others who have pocket dialed them in hopes to capture juicy gossip.

Analogous to the visual spy- peeping tom.

I accidentally pocket dialed Al, but instead of hanging up he creeping skubel'd me and stayed on the phone for several minutes.

by jetsfan13 October 15, 2010

spuke

The combination of the words puke and spew to double the effective-ness of both words.

Dude, I read the definition for Pink sock and I freakin spuked!!! Theres some sick fucks out there...

by hamstar April 4, 2005